One of my favorite headcannons

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So this might seem silly, but MC is heavily pregnant and trying to reach for something on a shelf. The belly is in the way, so she decides to reach for the item from the side but only pushes object back further away. Frustrated MC grabs a chair because ‘I could reach this shelf before!’ Cue the warlords coming in at that specific moment, what are their reactions? (My husband was not happy with me that day. *laughs nervously*)


“What are you doing!”, he exclaims as he sweeps her off the chair and moves it away from the cabinets. “I was trying to get that!”, she pointed to the jar she wanted as he easily got it down for her. “A whole castle full of people and you climb a chair?”, he asks.

“Well, I could get it a few days ago!” I am so big now I can’t do anything!“, she cried out.

"That is our child you are carrying, soon it will be done, and you will be more normal.”, he said softly.

“Fine. I will ask next time.”, she said softly.

“Good because nothing should happen to you if you keep your feet on the floor. If you fell, it could hurt the both of you, and then I would be mad.”, he stated as he walked her back to their room where he would rub her swollen feet for her.


Cue panic. He would have to be quiet but still, make enough noise, so she didn’t jump and fall off the chair. As she turned her to see him and the look he had. “Of all the times to walk in you have to pick now!”, she said.

“Princess please get off the chair.”, His voice was strained as he was trying not to lose his cool. The last time he suggested something she nearly ripped his head off, literary.

“I could get it a few days ago. I am so big now I can’t get it.”, she stated.

“I will get it for you.”

“I don’t need your help.”

“Princess please let me help you.”, he said.

“Fine help.”, she said as she looked defeated.

“Not much longer now. Just let me help until then.”, he pleaded.

“Fine since this is your fault.”, she said as she motioned to her large size laughing.


“what are you doing, idiot!”, he stated as he huffed the way over to her to take her hand and gently pulled her off the chair taking care to have her reach the ground safely.

“I was trying to get that. I could last week.”, she said.

“Well, now that is off limits to you too!”, he said pointing to the chair.“That is for you to sit on, not to stand.”

“I just wanted the jar!”, she said defensively.

“Tough now you have to ask for help.”, he said firmly.

“I am a grown-up, don’t speak to me as if I am a child.”, she said.

“If you were a child we wouldn’t be expecting our first child, now would we?”, he countered. “Let me help you while I can. You have to do so much already; I can get the jar.”

“Fine.”, she mumbled hastily.


“Lass? What are you doing up there?”, he asked softly.

“Trying to get something!”, she responded.

“I can get it.”, he stated, “When your back on the ground.”

“I just want to get it, Masamune. I could last week when I wanted some.”, she replied.

“Please get down Lass. Let me get it.”, he tried again.

“Fine.”, She said., “I am a whale. Can’t do anything.”

“What’s a whale?”, he asked. “No never mind. You are growing our child; I can get the high jars for now.”

“doesn’t seem fair.”, she said to herself.

“It isn’t. So let me help when I can, okay?”


“Princess what are you doing!”, he exclaimed as he walked into the room as he hurried over to brace her up.

“I was trying to get that jar. I could reach it last week but I can’t now.”

“This jar?”, he reached up and brought it down.

“I wanted to get it.”, she said as she looked at him and he knew he was in for it.

“I know you did, but I need to help you. Not much longer and you will be your old self who never needs to much help. Let me help you now.”, he started hoping she wouldn’t kill him for getting the jar or start crying as she was also prone to do.

“Fine.”, she said, and he also knew that was her tired fine.

“Let’s go back to our room, and I will rub your shoulders and back. Does that sound good.”, he asked as he learned she enjoyed that.

“Yes, it does.”, She said as she started to waddle out of the room at her slow pace. He just smiled and followed to do her bidding.


“Do tell me what you Think you are doing on that chair, my love.”, he stated as he slithered into the room after one of his pages alerted him that the princess yet again had found herself doing something he said not to do.

“Mitsu! I am trying to get the jar up here. What does it look like I am doing?”, she asked.

“It looks like you are doing something I asked you not to do last week when you almost fell off another chair.”, he said as he took hold of her arm and was wrapping his other around her widening frame and lifted her and placed her on the floor.

“But I wanted that!”, she said.

“And you shall have it.”, he said as he reached to get it for her and place it in her hands.

“I can do things for myself, ya know.”, she said huffily.

“I do know that my love, however until you are free of the burden of our child, I will be your personal slave and fetch whatever you need. Just no more standing on chairs please, or climbing ladders, or running around.”, he said.

“Personal slave, huh?”, she repeated.

“Yes now let’s go to our palace, and I will show you.”, he said as he nuzzled her neck as he wrapped himself around her.


Hellooo! Headcanon for the 10 warlords Prompt: Spending a day with his child (What would they do? How would they bond?) I can’t wait for the fluff uwu Thanks 🌟

I love this headcanon prompt! I always love to think about them with children.


Since he is trying to unify Japan his time is valuable and he doesn’t have much free time, period.

He would spend the day teaching the child a skill I believe. Hunting, fishing, falconry, basically anything outside and something the child will need in life. He is surprisingly patient with children. So even if the child doesn’t get it right away he will start over without complaining and sometimes it will be a few times. He will take pride in passing something useful to the child.


This mother hen will do anything and everything with his kids, as long as he deems it safe enough that is. No hunting or archary for his kids until they are much older. He will teach them as well but more subtle things like manors, leadership, and being a supportive person. He will take them on walks and teach them about the forests along the way. He loves that his kids can name eighteen different types of trees.


He will spend time with his kids by doing more quiet things. Reading books to them is his number ine thing. He shows them the art of medicine and how things can be used. He knows it is a lesson that everyone should know but doesn’t so a skill that is useful. His snarky comments are met with the sarcastic retorts of his children and he enjoys every second of it.


He is the fun dad of the bunch of oda warlords. He will teach them everything he knows. He takes great pride in the fact his kids can go from serious learners to playing a practical joke on someone two minutes later. He will take them to the clearings and have races with them in good weather or bad. He is always doing something with them and he makes time for them as much as possible.


He shares his quiet and gentle nature with his kids. They don’t have to do much for them all to be relaxed and reading together. Mitsunari loves to expand their horizons and loves teaching them joys of math.(None of them find Math enjoyable) He will do whatever they want and his kids are masters with a sword, like him by the time they are ten.


He often has zero free time. His lord has to many enemies for him to have that much. However his growing family is more important to him then his job most of the time. He will spend the day walking around with his kids showing them the world. He has very few rules and the kids love that. He will buy them treats at the shops and they will sit and talk for hours devouring them. What he teaches them is reality and how things work. Honest conversations between all of them leaves the family tight knit even when he is gone.


He will show them the lake. They know not to go into it but they like looking at the koi that are there. Kenshin dotes in his children but also teaches them like he does his ninjas. All of the children, even his daughters, are skilled with weapons and as their uncle Sasuke says the ninja arts. He can be found with one or more tucked into his side as he makes up stories about a fierce dragon at war.


These kids love their father. They will play on him, around him, and over him. He is calm and kind as he teaches them how to do nearly everything. They know what seasons to plant what crops, they know how to fight, they know how to flirt, but most of all they know they can do anything and their father will be proud of them. He shows them the world as he stands back and watches.


Like Masamune he is the fun dad. He is also the hard working dad. He doesn’t get alot of time between babysitting Shingen and busting the troops. He will take the kids somewhere to be outside telling them stories of things from when he was a boy and shingenteaching him things. He will get into a tickle fight and then teach the kids some life saving things.


This one will be that dad. The dad that shows up out of thin air and then disappear again. His ninja skills are passed down to the kids and he delights in their love of ground spikes as well. He constantly talks about things from the future and how they can change things here and now. He teaches them everything and is gentle with them as he reads intro to physics to them every night.


Warlords reaction to MC speaking other languages when she gets angry

I did this one early one in my writing for the fandom. I took it off tumblr awhile back. you can see my other headcanons and one off on wattpad user name kthomas325


• She is looking annoyed again

• Asking her again to warm my bed was probably not the right thing to do

• Her face is red but not with embarrassment

• What if I?

• What was that?

• What did she say?

• Wow! She is screaming words I don’t know.

• She seems done

• “What in the world Princess?”

• She says it is her native language

• Holy hell that was hot

• When she is feeling better, I will ask her to teach me


• Why is she talking like that?

• She seems mad, but I can not understand her

• If I stand here and nod my head maybe she will stop

• She stops what I think is mid-word and looks up at me

• She laughs

• She then explained she WAS mad but forgot and was yelling in her native language

• I kind of liked it

• She hit my arm when I said that


• She looks like she wants to play

• She is sooooooo peaceful right now

• Why is she glaring at me?

• That’s not a happy face

• Maybe if I tickle her, I can get her to smile

• What the?!?!?

• What is she saying?

• It sounds horrible

• Wow she can get loud

• Word word word

• If I look at her perplexed, maybe she will stop

• Nope

• Finally, she’s done

• I think

• “Kitten, what were you saying?”

• “Its best if you don’t know,” she replied

• Was she speaking her native language?

• Does she speak more than one?

• Ohhhhh I want her to teach me

• But only a few things


• So I asked her not to bother me right now

• She got that look

• I hate that look

• Now she is ignoring me

• Wonderful

• “I didn’t mean it that way.”

• What is that?

• What is she saying?

• It’s loud

• Wow her hands move fast too

• What is she saying?

• Will she ever stop?

• Finally, she stopped

• “Princess what did you say?”

• “Oh, nothing much.”

• Sure seemed like something

• “So umm you can speak another language?”

• She nods

• “Will you teach me?”

• She shook her head smiling


• I know I was supposed to do something

• Why is it dark now?

• Why is she in here glaring at me?

• What did I forget to do?

• Oh no she looks furious

• As I start to speak she cuts me off with words, I don’t know

• A new language?

• Can she speak a different language?

• She doesn’t seem happy

• She sounds super mad

• I still like the sound of it though in her voice

• Wow she is taking a really long time

• “Princess you speak another language! That is brilliant!”

• She looks surprised

• “Can you please teach me some?”

• She stares at me blank faced

• A smile appears on her beautiful face

• “No”

• What?!?!?

• And she turned away.


• Here is the sweet daft princess is in the garden all alone

• As I creep up on her to surprise her

• I speak, and she jumps

• “Ouch!”

• I see the drop of blood on her finger as she must have pricked herself with a sewing needle

• She turns around to face me with narrowed eyes and starts yelling at me

• What that isn’t Japanese

• What is that?

• She can speak in another tongue?

• Since when?

• Even thou I know she is mad Her voice with these foreign words sounds beautiful

• I think she is finally done

• “Why Princess I had no idea you spoke another language.”

• She huffs

• “It sounded beautiful as you spoke, I assume they must have been words only for me?”

• Her face turns a light shade of pink

• “Maybe you should teach me some of this language so I can understand them.”

• “Nope”


• She is mad

• Why is she mad?

• Really what did I do now?

• She is yelling at me

• At me?

• What is she saying?

• I don’t understand her

• Why is Sasuke laughing?

• He never laughs

• “Halt woman! What are you saying?”

• She stopped and glared

• “You speak another language?”

• “Yes!”

• She walks away still speaking in it


• She looks unhappy

• I know I forgot she had a plan for tonight and I am late

• She looks up, and I see she isn’t unhappy she is MAD

• “I am sorry my goddess but—”

• She stands up and starts yelling

• Wait! What is she saying?

• She is speaking so fast and differently

• What the ?!?!!!

• “Angel? What are you saying?”

• She gets louder, and her hands are flying everywhere

• She finally looks like she is calming down

• “Angel?”

• She looks up

• “You can speak another language?”

• Yes

• “You must teach me, my love.”

• “Nope.” And she laughed “never.”


• I know I should have sent word that I would be late

• She is outraged

• Like super red-faced mad

• It’s quite cute

• Wait what is she saying?

• She is now in my face yelling, and I have no idea what she is saying

• Seriously she is super cute when she is mad

• I don’t even care that I don’t understand her

• I want to hug her now

• Her hands come to my shoulders and shake me

• That’s adorable

• I have to kiss her now

• “So dummy? You speak another language?”

• Probably not the smartest thing to say

• She looks even madder now

• Damn I can’t kiss her now

• I will just wait until I can

• It’s so cute that she can speak another language

• Think battle formations

• She is finally done

• She looks up only to find herself in a hug

• Shaking her head, she looks tired now


• I didn’t know she spoke another language

• However, I probably should have guessed as she isn’t Japanese

• She is rather upset with me for the accidental ground spike I left outside her door

• I will tend to her foot after she is done

• Wow she can go along time without breathing

• Whatever she said that doesn’t sound pleasant

• “So Princess How many words can you say without breathing?”

• Oh no that set her off again

• Again I think she is winding down

• “I would like to tend to your foot but only if you are done yelling at me.”

• And she is off again

• I don’t think this is a good situation

• I will just have to wait

• Sit here and wait

• At least the ground spikes work well


Speaking of pets, my precious dog just came home from an amputation. How about a haedcanon foe MC finding/coming with a 3-legged dog and how the warlords react to it? ❤

To be honest I don’t see them reacting any different then they would to a “normal” animal. As warlords they know the ways of battle and fighting for survival. They all have their own battle wounds and would probably treat the dog the same as they would want to be treated, normally.

However i see all of them becoming attached to the animal more than her other strays.

Sorry this isn’t a story reaction but my humble opinions only because I don’t see them reacting any different then normal.


Is your ask box still open? Can I get reactions for mitsunari and Nobunaga or all of Oda if you want. Where there was a very steamy night because MC’s warlord had to leave on a lengthy mission. Only to come back maybe a month or two later noticing the first signs of pregnancy on her body before she realizes it NSFW if you please

I love these prompts.

So the backstory. He (is insert warlord here.)

They knew he had to ride out in the morning. The sad feelings were nothing new and they both knew they only had a few hours left together. So as the setting sun was gone leaving the sky colored with deep purples and dark blues he made sure you were in his arms. The act of love was ever sompowerful when he knew he would not have your body and touches to sustain him through the next trails he was facing. He wanted to leave you in the pond of bliss and set out to do just that for the rest of the night.

The kisses that led to the futon were enough only for a few minutes as piece by piece your clothes are stripped from your overheating bodies. Every inch of you is carasses either with his hand or mouth. He knows where to put both as if he was the one who created it, he never left you wanting for anything and your sounds of pleasure he was bottling up inside him to take them with him for his lonely nights. He finds his way to your core and first tastes you, or at least he tries, as if you were a dessert that he could survive on. The lapping of his tonuge and the small circles of his fingers on your clit drives you over the edge the first time.

He moves on to inserting his fingers one, than two, driving them to a beat only he can hear. As he flexes his fingers into different angels which drives you soaring toward that cliff again, he knows what will set you off as he whispers words that drive your orgasm harder and you closer to being thrown off that edge into the comforting lake below, again.

Finally he moves over you and begins to rock himself into you. Slowly and teasingly he moves centimeter by centimeter in you only to pull back almost to exit your wet warmth. He drives you insane with his movements until you are panting and pleading for more. He knows that is his cue to fill you completely. Though you never stay in the same position for long the beginning is always the same until he is completely engulfed in your folds and buried deep within your core. He pushes harder, deeper, all the while talking in a way that normally wouldn’t suit him. As he kisses you that last moment before he throws you off the cliff into the clouds to soar uou know he is finally ready to cum. He will grunt as your walls tighten and the move around him as he thrusts as deep as he can, only to release himself within. The warm sensation fills you and you both fall into a sated peace of mind where none of the realities of the world xan reach you safe wrapped each others arms.

Two months go by. Though it was not unusual for him to be gone this long, you missed him more this time and you didn’t understand why. Untill he got home that is.


He sees you and smailes noticing something was different though he could not see what exactly. You shined more than normal and your smile seemed to show in your skin. He went theough his normal routine for when he returned it wasn’t until you gaged at the smell of the soup he had requested that he put two and two together. You were with child, his child. He started to speak and the questioned the idea. You either didn’t know yet or you were not telling him on purpose. He waited until you did.


He looked at you funny when he saw you the first time. This made you cry. He tried to makenit better using his soothing words but that didn’t work, it seemed you were over emotional and he wondered why? He watched for hours but noticed your tiredness, your glow, and the over emotional tears. He had seen this before. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

“Tell you what?”

“That you’re pregnant!”

“Cause I am no—- oh crap.”

He makes you get checked out the next day.


Not surprisingly the first words out of his snarky little mouth, “Why didn’t you write me about this?”

“About what?”

“The fact you are with child. My child.”

“I am what?” Then a few seconds later, “Oh.”

“Come on idiot, I will check you out and then prepare tonics for you.”

Though his words say one thing he is happy when he has the thought of your child together. He makes sure to rub uour back later that night in all those places that were perfect.


He looks at you as you stand by the gate. It wasn’t until Hideyoshi picked you up to hug you that he watchs as your kimono readjusted and pulled in certain areas. It just wasn’t right. When you pulled away he noticed the difference in your skin, you hair had grown faster than normal, your nails were not worn down to the quik either. He knew something was different. Some major was different.

The smell of the food later which was one of your favorites that made you feel queasy and your coloring was greenish. He knew. Without a doubt knew. “Are you okay?”

“Of course why?” You would reply.

“Because of the baby?”, he smiled, “Why didn’t you tell me lass?”

“What are you talking about?” You calmly ask and he tells you his evidence and then you think back and the reality hits you. He is right. He makes sure you eat even if it drives him insane thatvuou have to have the blandest of foods.


This fluffball knows your body. Knows how itnis supposed to look and when he sees you though nothing has really changed he knows instantly you are different. He thinks back to the last together and bam it hits him. He is going to be a father. He doesn’t say anything as he realizes quickly you don’t even know yet but he makes sure your needs are being met. He confides in Hideyoshi who does the mothering for him.


He knew it was a possibility from the start That you could be expecting when he returned. It weighed heavily in his mind while he was gone and it was the driving thought the entire way back to the castle. He saw no outward signs of any difference until later as you changed out of your kimono into sleeping wear. He saw then. Your chest grew a few sizes while he was gone and as his hands cupped them your protest because they were sore gave him everything he needed to know. His hand which snaked around the front of you and rested on your lower abdomen. You wondered what he was doing when you looked into his eyes and saw his molten gold eyes burning.

“This is my cub, growing here.”, he whispered.

“I guess you left a surprise for both of us.” You reply as you realize what he said and you knew it to be true.

“The best kind.”


So we’ve seen the warlords with their daughters but as someone who has an accident prone son (an example of this is that I just mopped the floor and this boy just runs and face plants himself to the floor. He didn’t move for a minute before sitting up with a nose bleed and said “I’M OKAY!!” My husband still laughs and I sit there and simmer because ‘you’re nose is bleeding child’) how do you think they would react to the first accident? (Oda & U/T forces pretty please??)

My kids are accident prone. Oldest broke her foot walking down stairs, second oldest needed stictches because she fell off a bed and another time cut her hand on a fence. My son however he would fall and be bleeding somewhere and look at me I’m fine!


Would laugh. Then he would look at the wound and make sure it isn’t something serious.


Would freak the f out. Runs over and scoops up the child. Making all sorts of promises. Runs to Ieyasu.


Would chuckle and then make sure everything was okay. He doesn’t rush about anything.


Yells “Thats a good one!” He wouldn’t really react as he is laid back. After he would wash it out and make sure it was okay but after they finished the game.


I could see him rushing to make sure the kid was okay. He would do the basic stuff and then go on about Hideyoshi’s rukes about safety.


“That is you in the kid.” He states as he looks over at you. Neither rushing to the child but he does a once over on the kid to make sure they really were alright. He knows to wash it and bandage it properly.

“You inherited your mother’s ability to trip on air, but also her strength.”


Since you’re doing head canons too, how do you think the warlords would react to playing Twister?

Left foot blue right arm yellow….


How in the world do you do this? How are people that flexible? He would sit on the sidelines and watch the first few games trying to make a statagy.


“Someone is going to end up hurt!” He would join in but only to make sure the game ended without a serious injury.


“This is ridiculous I don’t have time for this.” Though he does secretly want tonplay he will sit out the first few rounds.


He will study everything about the game. The options, what people do, he will be the master of twister by the end of the first day.


He will join in only because Hideyoshi doesn’t want people to play. He will make sure that he is thenone closest to the princess to ensure he was the only ine touching her. This game may not be so bad affer all


Gif reaction Headcanon

sovietthelovehammer asked:

What would the warlords think of poledancer MC? Not so much for the dancing itself but for her being built all over (not body builder size but there’s clear muscle lines when she flexes and stretches) and her sense of “too much skin” being near non existent. Bonus points if sass/flirt levels are maxed! Your works are so much fun to read, I hope you’re doing well!








Hi. I was wondering if you would do headcanons for the warlords finding out MC is the CEO of a big international fashion name in the future. Thank you. Sorry if I come off as blunt, but I am sort of bad at asking.

Sorry this ask took forever to get done. I had do do a lot of soul searching to find my way back to the beginning of my writing. Please forgive me.


He would find the idea fascinating that a woman could hold so much power. Though it would not be completely unheard of in certain ways. Instead he starts asking for ideas and help in both his running of wars and in the runnyof the castle and the natural resources they could turn into a business.


Would find it odd at first. Then he would aee the natural leader that you are and would also pleage his loyalty to you as he did Nobunaga. It wouldn’t matter that you were a female he would just see it as different.


Though he normally wouldn’t care he would see it as a challenge to his mindset to open the idea that women were more then just there to do Menial tasks. He would eventually seek out you for advice k. Certain things knowing that you knew more than he did.


Wouldn’t phase him one bit. You’re still his little kitten though he may show more respect when you say you are working.


He would simply want to help you in any new endeavor. He could be your math guy and act as an accountant on everything you do. That would free up your time so that would make him happy.


He acts like he doesn’t care but likes hearing about your previous life regardless. He would find it wonderful that you had the ability to rise to that station and he woukd be helpful in any thing you wished to do here. Though he woukd never just say that.


A woman who bosses men about? He would need time to figure this out but realizes that you are a leader in everything you do for the castle and his people. He even will acknowledge that you boss him about as well and everything works well with you there.


He thinks everything you do is amazing anyway. He will support you, listen to you, and follow you in everything you say and want to do. He doesn’t care that it is against the norm.


He has a hard time with it at first. He doesn’t understand why it was so important in the first place but he realizes it as you build a new empire here in the sengoku. He will be your biggest supporter from behind the scenes.


He already knew and admired you for what you had done in the future and what you are doing now.