And it gets better….
M said he was outside a few minutes before me and those asshats watched him talk to boogs.
They waited for a chance to say something to someone other than a man. Now M is not physically intimidating unless you know him he does have a certain aura that says don’t just don’t. It is one of the qualities I love about him.
I told him what I did and he looked at me, “ Well I guess now they know.”
“Know what?” I asked.
“That you are fucking insane.” He said as he chuckled.
“I married you.” I replied as I walked away.
“Remember submariners are legally insane in 48 states.” He called out after me. I stopped and turned, “and the women who marry them are legally insane in all 50. Says more about me than you.”